The Devil’s Bones

Alright guys, here is this weeks Flash Fiction Friday prompt and entry. Check out the bottom for the prompt for next weeks reader submission and write your own Flash Fiction Friday!

The ivory dice clattered across the table, clicking against the sides of the mahogany sides. James caught his breath, his chest constricting painfully as his hand tightened around a dwindling stack of bank notes. The scent of spirits and cheroot filtered through the air, making every indrawn breath taste of sin. He swayed on his feet, his gaze intent upon the tumbling pair of dice.

“Six! I need a six!” he prayed to the heavens, his sweaty palm slipping against the paper in his grasp. He had lost everything in the heady need to forget, in the rush of anticipation and the indomitable desire to continue until he had won.

His heart pounded in his chest. He must win beat this game, if not all would be lost. Roberta would be lost to him forever. Images of her beautiful face, clouded with worry, her usually rosy cheeks pale with distress as she told him of her father’s edict flashed before his mind. He had to win. Without the money, he could not afford her.

“Father insists the match is no good, James.” Her voice rang in his ears, the choked, gravelly sound of a woman in heartbreak. “He says you cannot afford me. Perhaps he is right; perhaps it is best this way. You always were a dreamer, James, maybe this dream was too far beyond our reach.” With those words she had left him. He stood long after all traces of her had vanished, even the lingering scent of vanilla that always clung to the air around her. He had lost everything even before he stepped into this hell.

He would win if back.

Each roll of the dice seemed to tear her further away, pulling the life he wanted for them further and further out of reach. Still, he kept playing the game.

The tumble of those old knucklebones came to a stop, one final thud against the velvet lined table. For an agonizing moment, James could not look. His life would be decided in the black etchings of two bone dice.

“Four!” The dealer called out, reading the number of small inked dots upon the first die. James’s heart lurched in his chest. Despite the noise and the din of the room, silence filled James’s mind as no more than a second ticked by. Agonized by that small increment of time between the reading of the first dice and the second, James prayed to the heavens. Slowly, he cracked open his eyes.

“One.”

He flinched at the cruelty of that number. Slamming down a bank note, his second to last, James remained steady on his feet by virtue of his will alone. “Again,” he commanded, his voice steely. He had but one note left. These devil bones would not rob her from him.

Fin.

Here is the prompt for next week. Have some fun with it!

 

A note on Flash Fiction Friday

Hello all! I just wanted to let you know that despite today’s lack of entry, Flash Fiction Friday is still going strong. I am taking a quick break this week to recuperate from a hectic work schedule. I’ll be back next Friday with a response to one of the prompts that have been submitted. Its not too late to submit a picture for consideration either, so go ahead and blow up the comments section with some links for regency-esque art that you might want to see a story written about. I look forward to jumping back into the fray next Friday!

The Great Romance To-Be-Read List

 

The shipment that started it all

A few weeks ago, I blogged about my new year’s resolution of undergoing my own Great Romance Challenge.  I’ve finished a few more books off that list, namely Lisa Kleypas’ Mine Til Midnight and Seduce Me By Sunrise and Tessa Dare’s A Week to be Wicked.  All three of these novels were incredible and I would rate them as five stars.  From each book I’ve read, I’m learning different pacing elements and plot, as well as characterization.

 

I’ve been lucky in that I’ve been given many, many recommendations from fellow regency authors about what books have made an impression on them.  To that extent, I’ve also been fortunate because I am a thrifter by nature, and I’ve rooted out romance novels from three used bookstores near me, thrift shops, and my two local Goodwills (as well as the usual Amazon Kindle store).  In the past two months then, I have purchased probably about 75 Regency and Victorian titles to work my way through.


The most recent purchase – 10 books at $.69 each at Goodwill


A few dear friends have asked for the great summation of that list.  In total, I’m both daunted and excited by how much I’ve managed to accumulate through my compulsive book buying and donations from other writers (thanks, Jenny and Lisa Lin).

I received these in the mail from Lisa Lin.

 

For me, I tend to read a paperback quicker than I will a romance on my Kindle. I love the tangibility of paperbacks, and there’s nothing more enjoyable to me than to sit there poised with it between my hands as I quickly skim the pages.  The  book feels more real, more accessible.  To that note then, for now, I’m only going to list the paperbacks on my to-be-read list, as they will most likely get there first.  The list is alphabetical by last name.

 

Mary Balogh – Then Comes Marriage

Jo Beverley – An Unlikely Countess

Jo Beverly – The Devil’s Heiress

Joanna Bourne – The Spymaster’s Lady

Elizabeth Boyle – No Marriage of Convenience

Anna Campbell – Midnight’s Wild Passion

Liz Carlyle – A Deal With the Devil

Loretta Chase – The Last Hellion

Loretta Chase – Last Night’s Scandal

Loretta Chase – Lord of Scoundrels

Tessa Dare  - Surrender of a Siren

Tessa Dare – Three Nights with a Scoundrel

Tessa Dare – One Dance with a Duke

Vicky Dreilling – How to Marry a Duke

Suzanne Enoch – The Care and Taming of a Rogue

Suzanne Enoch – Rules of Engagement

Gaelen Foley – My Wicked Marquess

Gaelen Foley – Lord of Ice

Julie Garwood – Castles

Alexandra Hawkins – All Night With a Rogue

Alexandra Hawkins – After Dark with a Scoundrel

Madeline Hunter – Dangerous in Diamonds

Madeline Hunter – The Surrender of Miss Fairbourne

Eloisa James – The Duke Is Mine

Eloisa James – Kiss Me Annabel

Sabrina Jeffries  - Never Seduce a Scoundrel

Laura Kinsale – Lessons in French

Lisa Kleypas – Secrets of a Summer Night

Lisa Kleypas – Scandal in Spring

Lisa Kleypas -Devil in Winter

Lisa Kleypas -It Happened One Autumn

Lisa Kleypas -Married by Morning

Lisa Kleypas -Tempt Me by Twilight

Lisa Kleypas -Love in the Afternoon

Lisa Kleypas – Someone to Watch Over Me

Erin Knightley – More Than a Stranger (ARC copy)

Kieran Kramer – If You Give a Girl a Viscount

Johanna Lindsey – Love Only Once

Nicole Jordan – To Tame a Dangerous Lord

Sarah Maclean – Elven Scandals to Start to Win a Duke’s Heart

Anne Mallory – For the Earl’s Pleasure

Deb Marlowe - Scandalous Lord, Rebellious Miss

Kasey Michaels – The Passion of an Angel

Kasey Michaels – The Secrets of the Heart

Margaret Moore – Highland Rogue, London Miss

Jenna Peterson – From London with Love

Jenna Peterson – Seduction is Forever

Julia Quinn – How to Marry a Marquis

Julia Quinn -The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever

Julia Quinn – Just Like Heaven

Julia Quinn -Romancing Mr. Bridgerton

Julia Quinn – An Offer from a Gentleman

Julia Quinn -It’s In His Kiss

Julia Quinn – Ten Things I Love About You

Julia Quinn -What Happens in London

Julia Quinn – Dancing in Moonlight

Karen Robards – Shameless

Maya Rodale – A Groom of Her Own

Stephanie Sloane – The Devil in Disguise

Tracy Anne Warren – At the Duke’s Pleasure

Lauren Willig – The Deception of the Emerald Ring

Lauren Willig – The Seduction of the Crimson Rose

Lauren Willig – The Temptation of the Night Jasmine

 

Phew! After typing that, I think I can safely say I don’t need to buy any more books for the next six months. (And you should see the list on my Kindle…)

 

What’s your favorite romance novel? Do you have any great recommendations for me, or comments on the ones I’ve listed?  I’d love to hear your thoughts!

 

Flash Fiction Friday!

Hello all! This week we have a lovely entry from Meagan Dean over a Pretty Little Writer. Check it out and let us know what you think! It is to the same prompt from two weeks ago. Do not forget to leave a new prompt in the comments for me to attempt next week. Happy reading and writing all!

 

“Sophianne,” came a booming voice from the left of the hard oak table in the center of the dining room.  The young girl looked to the looming figure beside her, her innocent hazel eyes raising to meet her brother’s gaze.  “Please take this damnable mutt from the dining room at once.”

Evan’s pert nose drew up to the air as he glowered down to the wire-haired terrier that sat prettily between the two siblings.  Her paw raised delicately and rested on Evan’s crisp white stocking in an attempt to conjure a treat for such a trick.  Evan still remained unimpressed, shaking his leg to rid himself of the dog whilst muttering, “Go on now, you despicable creature.”

As he nudged his boot into the dog’s side to send her on her way, the pup gave a yelp of surprise and sent her young mistress into a fret.  “Do not hurt her, Evan!” Sophianne wailed in protest.

Leaning down, Sophianne reached for the dog and cuddled her against her legs, murmuring gentle things to her in order to soothe her hurt feelings.  “Just because she is not one of your precious hounds or Rebecca’s spaniel does not mean she is no less of a dog and part of our family!” Her jaw set stubbornly as she glared up to Evan.  “You should do well to remember that she has a name, Evan.  It is Bonaparte.”

A snort was failed to be stifled at the opposite end of the table.  Sophianne leaned forward to look down the line of her three sisters until her gaze finally came to where her brother-in-law sat.  “You named your dog Bonaparte?”

Despite Evan’s foul mood, her sisters attempted to hide their amusement to their youngest sister’s choice of names by pressing the back of their hands to their mouths.  Upon the Marquess’ return from France the winter before, he had brought home with him the terrier he had conjured on the journey.  Sophianne had seized the dog from Edward without even greeting him as he stooped to receive her hug, and soon after declared she must be given a name to remind her of her roots when she learned the dog was nameless.  Being that Sophianne had never stepped foot on French soil in her twelve years of life, nor would she for a long time so long as Edward could help it, she had chosen a name with the only connection to France that she knew of:  Bonaparte.

Edward hadn’t the heart to tell her the mutt had been found only ten miles down the road from where the family sat now.

“That is right,” Sophianne broke off a piece of her biscuit and offered it to the little terrier, who yapped happily just before snatching it from her fingers.  She leaned down and ruffled the dog’s ears fondly, “I call her Bonnie, however.  Evan said the hounds might quarrel with her if they suspected she was French.”

Richard’s grin turned impish as he sat his glass of whiskey before his plate again.  “A lover’s quarrel, perhaps, but I’m sure Miss Bonnie would fare well in the affair.”

“I do not understand.”

“There’s something about those exotic French women that drive men–”

“Richard, darling–” Caroline’s interrupted, her small hand coming to rest on his arm with a squeeze in warning, “That is quite enough.  You wouldn’t want to send Grandmama into another one of her fits would you?”

Grandmama still dozed peacefully in her chair next to Evan, her gentle snores only heard when the room went quiet with pause.  Though Edward had insisted she stay in her room after the most recent tainting of her delicate nerves, the woman had stubbornly ignored such a wish.  Like every Thursday before, she made her way down the stairs to join the remainder of her family for their weekly dinner.

“Honestly, Caroline, there is little Richard can say that Grandmama has not said herself,” Rebecca mused.

“Especially when it comes to the Moreaus,” Victoria announced from Rebecca’s left.  She was the only sibling with light hair, and tucked a stray curl that had fallen from her coiffure behind her ear.

Evan gave an impetuous sigh at the mentioning of their rival family’s name.  For centuries the Moreaus and Sinclaires had been in a feud.  Over what, no one could recall, but stories handed down amongst the Sinclaires had told of a husband and wife– one a Sinclaire and one a Moreau– who had poisoned one another out of hatred in an attempt to escape the other’s company.  Their plans were carried out on the same night unknowing of what the other had already planned, and their bodies were found lifeless in the drawing room.  Since then the families had drifted apart, forming a hatred for one another for what their ancestors had done.

“Can’t we have one meal without mentioning the name Moreau?” he asked.

At the end of the table, Jessica straightened at the more interesting topic.  Since starting her first season in London, she had taken to reading the gossip columns with a vengeance.  It helped to know the latest juicy bit on her fellow peers when her friends went to the parlor to freshen up at social gatherings.  “Speaking of which, did you hear that Emma Moreau was caught helping a man through the window of her bedroom two nights prior?”

A murmur started at the table with the wide variety of reactions present.

“Can’t say I’ve never slipped from a window myself.” Richard waggled his brows.

He promptly received a prod in the side from his wife, her stern look ceasing his bold manners.  Once a rogue, always a rogue, Caroline had once claimed of her husband.  For all of his lewd comments and flirtatious behavior, she knew her husband had cast aside his raking ways  when they were at the altar, and they were happily awaiting their first child.  Richard’s hand fell to his wife’s round stomach and placed a soft kiss to her cheek to return to her good graces.

“I’m not surprised.  Emma’s behavior at the Sinisters’ masquerade was implacable,” Caroline sniffed.

“Indeed,” Rebecca chimed, “She danced with the same masked man four times.”

“And she disappeared onto the balcony for nearly an hour,”  Victoria said.

“Her masked beau was no where to be seen in the ball room during that time, either.”  Jessica beamed with such privileged knowledge.  She and her friends had observed Emma’s behavior throughout the night; there was a rumor or two circulating the ton about Emma which may or may not have been started at the punch table by the younger girls.

From her seat, Sophianne still contemplated Richard’s previous statement of a lover’s quarrel amongst the hounds and her companion.  Her mouth was tugged down into a frown and her brow drawn with complexity.  She continued to feed Bonnie pieces of her biscuit, until finally her eyes popped open wide.

Sophianne’s fist banged down on the table, causing Jessica to reach for her glass of wine to prevent it from toppling over.  Bonnie went scurrying from the room with a fright.  “She is not a whore!”

The loud noise, in combination with Jessica’s startled bird who had ensued squawking again, awoke Grandmama with a start.  “Oh– ahh– oh oh, yes, thank you–”  She sputtered.  Grandmama squinted around the room, her old age having taken her sight long ago.

“Sophianne!” Caroline looked aghast at her youngest sister, despite the rest of the members of their family having to attempt to suppress snorts of laughter.  “That is not a term for young ladies to use, especially not at the dinner table!  Miss Moreau–”

“No – Bonnie!”  Sophianne protested.  “I already know Miss Moreau is a whore.”

Another round of laughter was stifled amongst the family.

From the large doorway of the room, Edward cleared his throat.  It was not usual for him to be late for the Sinclaire weekly dinner, but he had been caught up in other… affairs.

“Sophianne, that is very unkind of you,” he proclaimed, striding into the room.  Pierce, the butler, followed after him while stripping him of his coat.  Unlike the past dinners, his appearance was mussed, as if he had been riding on the back of a horse for hours instead of a short ride through London in the carriage after dropping off his latest sweetheart.

His presentation did not go unnoticed by any one other than Sophianne, who still sat pouting with offense.

“But Richard–”

“I care not of what Richard says, and neither should you.”  Edward turned to the remainder of his siblings, who had all gone quiet in surprise.  “I apologize for my lateness.  I was tied up elsewhere.  Shall we bring out the rest of the meal?”  With a quick wave of his hand, the footman disappeared from the room to begin bringing dishes to the serving bar.

The room was silent; even Jessica’s bird had ceased its squabbling and sat like a statue on its perch.

Grandmama picked up her looking glass and studied Edward through the lens.  After a good look, she sniffed unimpressed.  “You look rough, boy.”

“Thank you, Grandmama.  You look well yourself,” Edward replied.  Inwardly he squirmed beneath his grandmother’s gaze.  In her youth, the woman had had a way of seeing through someone and straight to the truth.  She claimed it was a sixth sense, if there ever was such a thing.

As if on cue, Grandmama gave another sniff and lowered her looking glass.  Her beady eyes studied the blur of her eldest grandson for a moment, her mouth working as if she were deciphering the man who had always made it a habit of keeping his private and home life separate.

“Who is she?”  The old woman asked her question without hesitation.

Victoria’s soft sigh sounded from across the table.  “Grandmama, we would have heard by now if Edward had a new sweetheart.  The gossip papers fancy him so.”

“Yes,” agreed Rebecca, motioning to the plate of food that had just been sat in front of their grandmother, “Your food is here, Grandmama, why don’t you try eating?”

The answer which came from the head of the table had each and every sibling turning to stare at Edward Sinclaire in shock.  After Caroline’s fork clattered to her plate and Evan’s coughed into his whiskey due to inhaling the liquid with surprise, a silence filled the room.  “Emma Moreau.”

Fin.

Flash Fiction Friday Reader Submission

For this week’s flash fiction, we are so excited to have two entries.  Next week, we’ll share the second submission we received as an answer to the prompt posted by Jenny.

 

First up, we welcome aspiring romance author Lisa Lin.  Lisa is a law school graduate who is working on her first contemporary romance, but she has a great wealth of knowledge on the regency romance paragons of today too.  From Lisa, I’ve found the Hathaway series by Lisa Kleypas (great Lisas think alike!) and I’m about to start reading one of her favorite authors, Tessa Dare.  If Lisa’s romances are as thought-provoking and sweet as her general commentary is, then for sure readers will be in for a treat.

 

When Lisa agreed to submit to our flash fiction workshop, she asked if she could do a contemporary piece that somehow incorporated Jenny’s prompt in the background.  Always eager to see what a fellow writer can turn up, I agreed whole-heartedly. Jenny seconded, and we waited with bated breaths to see what Lisa would come up with.

 

We love the result, and hope you will too.  Next week, we’ll feature the second entry, a piece from our dear friend Meagan Dean of Pretty Little Writer.

 

 

 

“You owe me big time,” Clarissa Howard hissed at her brother Julian over the din of the dinner party in progress. “I can’t believe you made me come here. I told Mom I had a work thing!”

Julian merely raised an eyebrow. “Excuse you? You’re here because I helped you fix your computer when it crashed last month. You said you’d owe me forever. I’m just calling in the favor.  Besides, you don’t really think I was going to suffer through one of Mom’s dinner parties by myself, do you?  She’s not going to stop until she marries us off and gets grandkids. If I have to deal with it, so do you.”

Clarissa grumbled, mentally cursing her brother’s freakishly good memory.  Weren’t older brothers supposed to protect their little sisters? Instead, she ended up with a brother who was more than happy to throw her to the wolves to alleviate his own suffering.  Taking a deep breath, Clarissa turned away from her brother to look at the man seated across the table from her, and Julian struck up a conversation with Sarah Ettinger, the last in the never-ending line of women their mother was convinced would be “perfect for him.”   The whole thing reminded Clarissa of a painting she was currently researching and writing a paper on.  It was a dinner scene set in the 19th century in Regency England. Family and friends of gentile but modest circumstances sitting round a table covered with a white tablecloth and piled high with food, enjoying a meal with a footman dancing attendance on the diners.  Very Pride and Prejudice. The scene was quite dynamic and active, with everyone eating, talking, and passing the food around and the hostess reigning over the proceeding sitting on a blue with a birdcage next to her.  Clarissa was still trying to figure out what sort of bird was in the cage. The history she dug up on the painting and the artist was fascinating. In fact, she should to working on it now, and would be if it weren’t for her Judas of a brother.

Stephen Marshall had been a thorn in her side since she was six years old, and now she had no choice but to make polite conversation with him.  Clarissa wished she could ignore him, but she couldn’t. It simply wasn’t fair that the boy who had teased and tormented her mercilessly when they were younger would turn out to be so successful, and damn it, handsome too. He worked for a major investment firm downtown, and still had the dark hair and piercing blue eyes that turned her knees to jelly. If only his personality wasn’t so vile.

“Are you going to keep ignoring me all night, or should I just start talking about the weather?” The object of her not entirely pleasant musings regarded her with a gleam of amusement in his eyes, his tone mocking.  Her hands itched to wipe the smirk off his face.

“I wasn’t intentionally ignoring you,” Clarissa lied smoothly. “But I’m not surprised you can’t come up with anything better to talk about than the weather.” It had been like this for as long as she could remember. For some reason, they just got under each other’s skin.  Luckily, their fellow dining companions were too consumed with the food and their own conversations to notice. In fact, Julian seemed very engrossed by whatever Sarah was saying.

“Well according to you, I’m just an empty soulless suit who sold out to corporate America. I couldn’t possibly have anything interesting to say about politics, current affairs, or whatever silly exhibit they have at the Met.” Just like him to mock her love of art and art history, even though she was a well-respected professor of Renaissance and Neoclassic  art at Columbia. But to be fair, she got her digs in about his work too. Clarissa closed her eyes briefly, dug deep, and told herself she was winning karmic brownie points for rising above and being the bigger person.

“I’m sorry. That was rude and uncalled for. It seems to be a habit when I’m around you, a bad one. I promise to do better in the future. Truce?”

Stephen sat back in his chair, surprised at the turn of events.  The habit of slinging barbs every time he saw Clarissa was so ingrained that he didn’t even realize he did it half the time. But while the verbal tussles between them could be fun and entertaining, as she said, it was a bad habit and maybe it was time to put an end to it and start over.  “Truce,” he agreed, and extended his hand. After a slight hesitation, she clasped it and they shook on it. “And for the record, I’m sorry too. I’ve also said things that were out of line. But not about the Met thing. That part’s still true,” Stephen said with a twinkle in his eye. There was a brief pause. Was the truce going to be over before it began, all because of a stupid joke made in an attempt to break the ice?  To his relief, instead of taking umbrage as she would have in the past, Clarissa just laughed.

The rest of the evening went by in a blur. To Clarissa’s surprise, she and Stephen actually ended up getting along quite well once they stopped needling each other constantly.  In fact, despite the fact that he had no interest in art, and she couldn’t care less about the cut throat world of finance, they found areas of common ground. They both loved the TV show White Collar and Thai food, hated rap music, and agreed that Paris Hilton was a disgrace, and a total drain on society.  At the end of the night, Stephen offered to stay and help clear the table, and they were still talking.

“You know, it’s weird. I don’t even remember why we stopped getting along in the first place,” he mused.

Clarissa turned and gave him a wry look over her shoulder. “Well, maybe it had something to do with the fact that back in middle school, you teased me all the time. You called me ‘Howard the Tower’ because I was taller than the other girls, and made fun of my glasses.” Stephen grimaced at the memory. He really had been a horrible jerk to her back during their school days.  But he had his reasons.

“Well, again, I’m really sorry.”

“That’s ok. Like I said, I’m hardly innocent; you’ve dealt with your fair share of nasty comments from me and then some. So let’s let bygones be bygones,” Clarissa said with a smile. Her grin vanished as she finally noticed that his head was tilted, and he was looking at her with a very intent expression. “What?” she asked nervously.

Stephen walked slowly towards her, and turned her around so that her back was against the counter. He had an odd smile on his lips. “Didn’t you wonder why I tormented you and no one else?” he whispered.

“No,” Clarissa stammered.

“I’m surprised,” he teased gently. “I thought someone as smart as you would figure out that boys that age only tease the girls they like. That’s how we let them know.” With that, he pressed her firmly against the counter and gave her a long sweet kiss. Rigid with shock at first, Clarissa quickly yielded to Stephen’s gentle persuasion and the mounting pleasure. Her arms wrapped around his neck to bring him closer to deepen the kiss, and his arms circled her waist, and be brought their bodies flush together. They fit together perfectly.

The sound of the dishwasher brought them back to earth, and they drew apart, both trying to catch their breath. Stephen gathered his composure first.  He cleared his throat.

“Do you have any plans next Friday night?”

Clarissa shook her head, still unable to speak.

“Good. I’ll pick you up at 7. We’ll go out for Thai and see about picking up where we left off,” he said with a wink.  Stephen left the pristine kitchen with a wide grin on his face and a spring in his step.  Clarissa was still speechless.

A week later, Clarissa knocked on her brother’s door, annoyed at the delay. They had a standing brunch date once a month and they were going to be late. Julian answered the door with bleary eyes and wearing nothing but a pair of jeans. “Come on, we’re going to be late,” she said impatiently. He ran a hand through his tousled hair.

“Um, I think I’m going to take a rain check.  Something’s come up and this isn’t a good time.”  Before Clarissa could start complaining about being stood up after schlepping all the way across town to meet him, she heard a voice come from the back of the apartment. A distinctly female voice.

“You have company, I see,” she said with an arch voice and a raised eyebrow. “Who is it?” Clarissa couldn’t resist giving her brother a “you are so busted” look. Julian glared back.

“It’s none of your business, and you can’t tell Mom.”

“Why would I tell Mom? Wait, you mean……was that Sarah Ettinger? You’re seeing Sarah Ettinger??!! Oh, Mom is going to die!”

“Yes, it’s Sarah. I told you, you can’t tell Mom. Or else I’m going to tell her about your and Stephen’s détente and how cozy you two have gotten.” Clarissa scowled.

“Fine,” she said grudgingly. “We both keep our mouth shut.”

“Good. Now go away. “ With that, Julian unceremoniously shut the door in her face.

Still miffed, Clarissa decided to call Stephen to see if he wanted to join her for brunch. As much as she hated to admit it, this one time, she appreciated her mother’s meddling. Not that she’d ever admit it of course.

 

 

 

Unladylike Pursuits Review

In conjunction with the release of her new blog, Leatherbound Reviews, we are so proud to welcome Jakki Leatherberry to our blog today.  Jakki holds a special place in our hearts, as she has been one of our best betas for our novel Spy Game.  Jakki’s insight never fails to be right on target, and we trust her judgment and rationality above all else.  While neither Jenny nor I has read Unladylike Pursuits, we are encouraged by Jakki’s review.

 

Unladylike Pursuits by Alyssa Goodnight

 

Unladylike pursuits: donning breeches, riding astride, wielding pistols, ambushing highwaymen, and impertinence is the very essence of our protagonist.

At twenty-five, Emily Sinclair believes she is safely “on the shelf” and out of reach from her step-mother’s machinations as well as heiress-seeking gentlemen. These hopes are quickly dashed when faced with an ultimatum: find a husband in one-month’s time or suffer an arranged marriage to the “Despicable Desmond” Richly.

In search of a bit of adventure before her wedding, Emily sets out to uncover the identity of a highwayman roaming Devon. When Brandon Davenport happens upon this most unladylike lady, he becomes entangled in an adventure.  Will Brandon and Emily be able to discover the identity of the highwayman? Will Emily find her dream husband or be forced to marry “Disagreeable Desmond?” Can a guy who has cleverly dodged the marriage mart ignore the tension and passion between him and Emily?

Unladylike Pursuits is fast-paced and action packed with secrets aplenty. With the majority of the book’s events taking place in the span of a week, it was easy to get caught up in the adventure and suspense and not want to put down the book. Goodnight’s word order and sentence structure added to the text’s humor and cheekiness. In addition, the author’s descriptive word choice allowed me to see the scenes and fully understand the characters’ tones and reactions.

Though I enjoyed Goodnight’s storytelling ability, I did not like the length of time between Brand’s introduction and reappearance. Because I was immediately captured by Brand’s confidence and witty repartee, I felt bereft when he wasn’t there. I rather enjoyed Brand and Emily’s verbal sparring. Between Brand’s cocky confidence and Emily’s cheeky impertinence, I often found myself chuckling, snorting, and always smiling. As the book quickly progressed, I was drawn in and found a few times I actually felt for the characters.

After reading Austentatious by Alyssa Goodnight, I was ready to read another. Unladylike Pursuits did not let me down. I am anxious to see what Goodnight produces next and if it will be as satisfying as her first two novels.

4 out of 5 stars

 

Jakki Leatherberry, former high-school language arts teacher and lover of all things Austen, lives in Georgia where she and her husband moved after graduating from a liberal arts college in Ohio. One of her greatest pleasures is reading and analyzing literature. When she is not chasing around her two children, Jakki can be found under a quilt, cup of coffee in hand, reading. She also submits her reviews to Goodreads, Amazon and B&N.

 

The Great Romance Challenge

At New Year’s, some people resolve to lose weight.  Others, to stop cursing.  Not being a fan of either of these options, I made an entirely different type of resolution on January 1st: to read as many regency romances as I could in a span of one year.

 

My background is in classic British literature.  In college, I took classes like 19th Century British Novels, British Literature, Shakespeare’s Tragedies, Great Novels, and completed an independent study course tracking the changes between Austen and Oliphant.  Suffice to say, for three years, I lived and breathed Austen, Eliot, Dickens, and Collins.  For years after college, I still clung to what I knew best, trying to attempt Radcliffe and Jules Verne. I used to exclaim to my mother “If they aren’t dead yet, I probably haven’t read them.”

 

I took pride in my status as a literature snob.  But it only went so far in helping me with my writing.  I had never considered writing historicals until I joined a regency era roleplaying game–and from there on out, I was hooked.  I was going to become the next regency novelist.  I geared toward the strict historical at first, expecting that I’d do some grand drama spanning across family generations.  I didn’t have a firm grasp on romance then (not that I do now, but I’m learning) and so I didn’t realize when I started out that what I was building fell into the glorious subgenre of regency romance.

 

It was after meeting Jenny and beginning to write with her that I was introduced into this smashing world.  I started reading Georgette Heyer, as she was like a 20th century Austen to me.  I bought every Heyer book I could find and tried to model my writing after her.  But the thing about Heyer is that while she is the undisputed queen of regency, she is cumbersome and doesn’t dig as deep with her characters as I wanted.  I found myself still lusting for a truly indepth character study, with sensuality to boot.

 

Through Twitter, I started to get braver.  I realized if I wanted to write something that could be published today, I’d need to know what was going on in this field.  I tittered around in a lot of Austenesque work, but to tell you the truth, I felt I could only read the same story so many times.  I wanted more–an original work like what I was trying to compose with Jenny.

I started reading Julia Quinn on the recommendation of Jessica Grey, and from there, I was sold.  I bought more and more books and garnered recommendations from fellow authors like Lisa Lin and Olivia Kelly.  Attacking each book as another in my quest for more information, I’ve enjoyed the ride and can’t wait to continue.

 

So far, in my Great Romance Challenge, I have read the following original works of Regency and Victorian romance…

Candice Hern: Garden Folly

Manda Collins: How to Dance with a Duke

Heather Snow: Sweet Enemy

Eloisa James: A Duke of Her Own

Julia Quinn: The Duke and I

Rose Gordon: Intentions of an Earl

Melynda Beth Andrews: The Blue Devil

Robyn DeHart: Courting Claudia

Tashya Alexander: And Only to Deceive

 

Looking at my bookshelf, I have so many more to go. I suppose I should go get reading if I ever hope to accomplish it.

 

About Last Night

Alright, here is this weeks entry for Flash Fiction Friday, brought on by the prompt the lovely Erica provided for me. At the end of the story you will also find the prompt for next week if any of you are itching to stretch your creative muscles.

 

 

“Matthew is not at home, my Lord,” Anna informed Lord Thyme, wondering why he called so soon after his last visit. Her tone was frosty at best, irritation evident in the stiffness of her posture.

“I have not come to see your brother, Miss Pinton,” Peter replied, doffing his top hat abruptly as he bent into a quick bow.

Startled by his admission, Anna lifted her head from her needlework. She looked at him, noting the nervousness that spread across his features. Her brow furrowed in confusion as some of the starch left her spine.

“Then, you have come to see me? Why?” She could not recall a single instance when Peter Crowning had ever ventured across the three miles that separated his estate from her family’s merely to see her and she had known the man since childhood. “Is this about last night?” Suddenly she was wary again, her gaze shuttered.

He cleared his throat, nodding once. “I know you expect me to apologize, but I cannot tell you I regret my actions.” Though his pose against the trellis archway was the picture of nonchalance, his grip upon his walking stick was so tight, Anna could see his knuckles were white.

Anna’s hand faltered as she pushed the needle through the fabric of her sampler, tugging the thread to make a small, neat stitch. She paused, waiting for the tremble of her fingers to subside. It took much longer than it should have. “Your behavior last night was unacceptable,” she chastised him. She could not bring herself to meet his eyes. “Lord Chilton merely asked me to dance.”

“Lord Chilton is a lecherous fool who cares for nothing but a large dowry and a good figure,” Peter snapped, frustration evident in his tone. “I could not stand by and let the sister of my best friend fall into his trap. I know he’s been calling on you.”

“So it was merely an obligation of friendship that caused you to shove him?” The tremble had returned and a blush crept up Anna’s face.

“He was leading you out to the balcony, Anna. Do not tell me you are so naïve as to believe he merely wished to show you the night sky,” Peter nearly growled. His walking stick smacked against the latticework with a harsh thwack.

“And if he did wish to kiss me? Would that be so terrible?” She asked, startled into looking up at him. There was heat in her sharp, blue eyes. It accused him of some unspoken neglect.

Peter sighed. “Anna,” he began, thinking better of continuing. It didn’t matter. She knew of what he thought, she could read it in the rigidity of his stance and the grim set of his shoulders.

She straightened in her chair, ceasing her work on the sampler. “I do not wish to discuss what happened last summer. You have made me see the foolishness of my actions towards you and I assure you, my feelings have since changed.” She turned her head, facing the small table to her left. To keep from tearing up, Anna mentally catalogued the contents of her sewing basket. There were scraps of fabric, a few needles sticking out of a pin cushion and several reams of thread, each a different color but none of them the right shade of green to match Peter’s eyes.

She took a steadying breath, willing herself not to remember the way she had so brazenly pressed her lips to his, the way he had gently pushed her from him, decrying she was the little sister of his best friend as if she could forget such a thing.

A beat of silence passed between them. The only sound was the gentle hum of the parlor maid that drifted through the open doors as she dusted inside.

“Do you mean that, Anna?” He sounded unsure now. Despite herself, Anna felt hope spark to life in her breast.

He pushed from the archway, moving slowly to stand before her. She had little choice but to look up at him, squinting at the early afternoon sun. “When I saw you with Chilton last night…” His words trailed off as he bent towards her. Anna’s eyes widened when he knelt before her, risking a stain to his tan breeches. “Maybe it is I who has been a fool.” As he spoke, his voice soft and hesitant, he reached for her hand.

Peter’s palm was warm against her. Anna did not pull away, but instead returned the pressure of his touch. She drew her bottom lip between her teeth to keep from sighing at such attention from him.

“I could not sleep last night for thought of you. I do not know how I could know you so long without realizing your beauty.” His soft confession tugged at her heart and a shudder ran through her slender shoulders as happiness threatened to bubble forth from her.

“What about Matthew?” She asked him, remembering his fear from last summer that her brother would not understand.

Peter smiled mischievously at Anna, her heart catching at the dimple in his left cheek. “I have it on good authority that Matthew has always wished we were brothers.”

Fin.

 

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Flash Fiction Friday Reader Response

Alright guys, here is an awesome response by Olivia Kelley to the prompt I put out from last week. If you like it be sure to drop her a line on twitter or in the comments section!  And also, don’t forget to leave a comment with a picture for next weeks Flash Fiction Friday where I’ll be submitting the next story!

 

 

“No, no, Miss Carlington. Gently, delicately.”

The dancing master strode across the lacquered floors of Lord and Lady Hartley’s enormous ballroom, to confront the giggling girl. He corrected her drooping fan with a sharp tug upward.

“You are not a hummingbird attempting flight. You are a young highborn lady full of grace.”

Lucy Carlington nodded, struggling to smooth her expression. It was imperative that she memorize the dances so popular with the ton this Season, before her debut Thursday next. She knew that. She did. It was just so hard, with her closest friend, Sarah Langley, whispering and giggling in her ear.

Mama, and several other ambitious society matrons, had hired Franz Hentzel to teach their daughters but they had proven to be a troublesome lot.

Graceless.

Hapless.

Hopeless.

“You should float through the air, as if lifted by a playful breeze, as light and nimble as a leaf in flight.” The dancing master twirled, the tails of his coat flying out behind him, and ran a few short steps before coming to a halt with one leg poised behind him.

Sarah’s small frame shook next to her, and Lucy knew she was going to lose her own battle with her mirth. She clapped a hand over her mouth, but not before a loud snort emerged, dropping into the silence of the ballroom with the finality of a bucket finding the bottom of an empty well.

Master Hentzel froze.

The line of girls hushed, biting their lips. Lucy and Sarah exchanged wide-eyed glances, then hastily looked away, mouths still trembling.

“Who was that?” Master Hentzel stomped toward them, his already squinty eyes narrowed to mere slits. “I demand to know who made such an unladylike noise.”

No one said a word. Even the mothers, where they had been gossiping on the chairs ringing the edge of the dance floor, fell quiet.

Nostrils flaring, the little man prowled the line of girls. Not one would meet his eyes. They stared past him, shoulders back and spines stiff, rather like a row of soldiers dressed in muslin and lace.
Master Hentzel came to the end of the line and peered into Lucy’s face.

Onion scented breath drifted over her, and her nose twitched.

“It was you, wasn’t it?” Hands clasped behind his back, the dancing teacher shook his head, his face a tragic mask of sorrow. “Lady Lucille, I fear for your prospects, I truly do.”

Heaving a dramatic sigh, he paced away, clapping his hands for his assistant at the piano. “Again! One, two, three…”

Lucy turned and clasping Sarah’s hand, they plodded their way down the quadrille line yet again, but her mind was not on the dance. Why bother to learn the steps? It was not as if they would be much use to her.

If she possessed any luck at all, by nine o’clock, Thursday next, Lucy Carlington would be stowed away safely on her cousin’s ship, headed for America…and adventure.

The Littlest Duke

I chose to use the prompt provided by Debra Brown. Remember to check the bottom of the post for the prompt for you guys to respond to. Email your own stories to me at jennifer.dewoody@gmail.com! I look forward to seeing what you guys come up with.

 

“Come now, Bertie, smile for your mama!” The exasperated voice of Lady Darling trilled at her son, her hand pausing upon the down stroke of her paintbrush.

Master Albert Worthy, future Duke of Darling, only intensified his scowl as his grip tightened upon the flowery wreath he clutched in his right hand. His mama’s eyes narrowed, a stern set alighting her jaw.

The gentle spring breeze that flitted through the trees ruffled the delicate coiffures of both mother and son. The former was beset by a stray strand of delicate curls as it sprung forward. With a paint smudged hand, she reached up to swipe away the golden lock. The latter made no move to right his appearance.

“I want to play with the puppies,” little Bertie whined. His thoughts turned, naturally, to the small brown pups whelped only a month before by the stable hand’s cherished basset. The edges of Master Worthy’s lips momentarily quirked upwards into a smile. His mother rushed to capture it but the evidence of his amusement faded all too quickly, her son having remembered what he was about.

“Albert Gerald Charles Worthy! Think of your papa! This portrait is for his birthday and if you do not cooperate he shall have no surprise.” Failing to bully her mulish son into complaisance, Lady Darling called upon the mantle of guilt to wield control over her six year old son. Her aim was acute.

The mention of his father caused the pallor of responsibility to flit across the young lord’s face. His mother felt instantly shamed. Setting the brush down, she reached out her arms and called to him.

With trepidation, Bertie edged closer to his mama. He looked about him as he approached, ever conscious of an ambush. When he reached his mother’s outstretched arms, she pulled him to her, sighing. “Sweet child, you do wish to do your duty, do you not?” She coaxed, her voice soothing as her motherly embrace slowly relaxed the tense boy.

“But mama, these ruffles itch.” The boy tugged aimlessly at the starched lace ruffles of his collar, his forehead puckering in agitation. He waved the wreath of pale pink roses about, wafting a sweet scent through the air. “And I look like a proper gudgeon!”

His mama’s gasp halted any further dissent.

“Where did you learn such language, you little devil?” Lady Darling asked, setting her odious child from her. “You have been spending far too much time in those stables and what’s more, you look nothing less than a perfect little gentleman!” The pert nod to her head signified an end to that vein of protest. Little Bertie frowned but said no more, realizing his narrow escape from further scolding.

Bertie grimaced a moment later when with a swift pinch to his rouged cheeks, his mama nudged him back to the garden pathway. “All right, young scamp. Let us have a bright smile. Oh, yes! Hold the wreath just so!” Lady Darling clapped her hands together with pleasure to see her son adopt a sprightly pose. He still held a mulish look about his mouth, but his arms were spread becomingly, his left foot set forward as if he prepared to prance through the garden. It would prove quite a darling portrait.

Lady Darling set to work, an earnest scowl of concentration besetting her dainty features. Her hands moved with alacrity, speedily attempting to capture her precious son’s likeness before his mood was changed much like the increasingly pitching wind.

“Afterwards, mama, might I go see the puppies in the stables?” Bertie’s voice was hopeful, his lips for the first time relaxing if not into a smile at least into some expression of lessened aversion. Lady Darling regarded her first born son, a mother’s love softening the hardness in her blue eyes as she thought of his increasingly worrisome vocabulary.

“Oh, I suppose child, but mind you do not pick up any more disgusting habits while you are there or Nurse Roberts shall have to box your ears.”

“Yes mama!” The boy gave an angelic bounce of satisfaction before settling back down contentedly into his pose. He would endure the torment if it pleased his mama and papa, and if it meant an afternoon playing in the hay with his precious pups.

The end of two hours saw Lady Darlington setting down her brush with triumph. She leaned back, regarding the portrait of her little angel with a doting smile on her face. He never had quite smiled, but the thoughtful pursing of his lips suited him. He looked just as his father did when lost in contemplation.

Fin.

 

Alright, for any of you that would like to take a swing at writing a short story to a prompt, here you go! This was was my second favorite of the submissions made, so I thought I would see what you guys could do with it.